All Entries in the "Friday Funnies" Category
FDA Mandates Bloggers Disclose Side Effects
Friday Funnies: The recent FDA ruling has many bloggers concerned that their readership will all be scared off. The FDA has mandated that bloggers must disclose all potential side effects from reading or prolonged exposure to their blogs. As the video below shows, our ConstructingSocial lab is hard at work to determine the correct protective [...]
Friday Funnies: Has Brogan Jumped the Shark?
Aaron Strout, C.C. Chapman, Jeff Cutler, Jason Falls, Mike Langford and even Chris Brogan share their thoughts on whether Chris Brogan has jumped the shark at the recent Inbound Marketing Summit. Happy Friday to all – and most of all to Chris, my favorite shark jumper! /colin
Friday Funnies: Separated At Birth 2.0
The Constructing Social Genealogical Research division has uncovered the following amazing similarities between social media and mass media mega stars – pure coincidence? We think not! Happy Friday to all! /colin
Friday Funnies: Social Media’s Worst Knock Knock Jokes
The Constructing Social team has been hard at work for the past four years to come up with a good social media knock-knock joke. After hundreds of hours of exhaustive research and testing, we have come to the shocking conclusion: there is no funny social media knock-knock joke. The Constructing Social Lab sheepishly presents our [...]
Friday Funnies: Draw Tippy- You May Have Social Media Talent!
Do you think you have what it takes to become a social media expert? Do you long for people only knowing your Twitter handle and not your name? Does your family bore you and are you longing for the more exciting world of Facebook, Twitter and blogging? Were you often the last one picked on [...]
Friday Funnies: Al Gore to Trademark Internet
Al Gore via last.fm In a Constructing Social exclusive, we have received word from our Kentucky affiliate that Senator Al Gore has filed for trademark protection of the term ‘Internet’. Following this week’s announcement that Twitter(TM)’s co-founder’s Biz Stone is trademarking the term Tweet, the former Presidential candidate and well known founder of the Internet [...]
FART Passage is Silent; Deadly Impact
June 26th, 2009: In a Constructing Social exclusive, we have blown the covers off of the silent passage late Monday of the Future America Re-Investment in Technology Act (FART). In an extreme abuse of power, several large and powerful congressmen pushed FART through late at night. The nocturnal passage was alarming and not a single [...]
Friday Funnies: NML’s Extreme Social Makeover
Canton, MA: Chris Brogan‘s New Marketing Lab’s (NML) officially announced today the details of its long rumoured Extreme Social Makeover program. The program capitalizes on the new vanity trend that Facebook reinforced last week with its vanity URL program. The NML Extreme Social Makeover program reports to take this make over to an entire new [...]
Friday Funnies: Twitter’s Rise Linked to Paranormal
Cambridge, MA: Hubspot this week released their state of the Twittersphere report. While the information was eagerly awaited by many, the data analytics team of Constructing Social quickly went to work and overlayed our complex demographic and pyschographic map. The results are startling: Twitter’s meteoric rise has been caused by ghosts that are trying to communicate with [...]
Friday Funnies: BirdBrained Brogan
Breaking news: The Constructing Social news team has just received word that Chris Brogan, also known as the Major of Twitter, has been the first successful recipient of Twitter’s first implant product: The BirdBrain. The BirdBrain(tm) allows individuals to transmit tweets simply by thinking them, without the annoying interference of keyboards or phones. With minor [...]
