Friday Funnies: The recent FDA ruling has many bloggers concerned that their readership will all be scared off.  The FDA has mandated that bloggers must disclose all potential side effects from reading or prolonged exposure to their blogs.  As the video below shows, our ConstructingSocial lab is hard at work to determine the correct protective measures that readers need to take to still enjoy their favorite blogs.

Thanks,

/colin

In compliance with recent FDA guidelines for side effect disclosure:

Prolonged reading or exposure to Constructing Social has been shown to cause the following in cute lab animals and small children:

• Shortness of breath
• Dizziness
• Nausia
• Projectile vomiting
• Upset stomach
• Marriage and Anal leakage
• Extreme Flatulence
• Constipation
• Coma
• Death
• Hair loss
• Erections up to 3 hours in length

Women who are pregnant, want to become pregnant, or want to remain women should avoid contact with ConstructingSocial.

SPECIAL THANKS: Michael Schneider, Gradon Tripp, Rachel Levy, Jim Storer, Graham Nelson and the offices of Allen & Gerrittsen (which will never be the same): you are great!