Friday Funnies: Social Media’s Worst Knock Knock Jokes
crbrowning | Jul 17, 2009 | Comments 9
The Constructing Social team has been hard at work for the past four years to come up with a good social media knock-knock joke. After hundreds of hours of exhaustive research and testing, we have come to the shocking conclusion: there is no funny social media knock-knock joke.
The Constructing Social Lab sheepishly presents our attempts at social media knock-knock jokes:
Knock – Knock
Who’s There?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss over these green Twitter avatars!Knock – Knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Aaron you going to make a @aaronstrout joke? (feel free to replace with @jowyang or @chrisbrogan)Knock – Knock
Who’s there?
Sabina
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since you updated your blog!Knock – Knock
Who’s there?
Usher
Usher who?
Usher wish you would follow me back on TwitterKnock – Knock
Who’s there?
Value
Value who?
Value be my Facebook friend?Knock – Knock
Who’s there?
Veal Chop
Veal Chop who?
Veal Chop around on Craig’s List and eBay for good dealsKnock – Knock
Who’s there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice Google going to aquire Twitter?
Happy Friday all! Please feel free to add funny social media knock-knocks in the comments!
/Colin
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I think you just made me cry. LOL.
Sorry Meg – how’s this:
Who’s there ?
Meg !
Meg who ?
Meg Twitter stop crashing please !
One more for the @mvolpe @mwalsh, @schneidermike, and @mikelangford:
Who’s there ?
Michael !
Michael who ?
Michael beat you up if you don’t RT him !
Happy Friday… I swear… I will stop now.. /colin
O.M.G
We’ve hit CORN FACTOR 10.
Keep it up. I love corny.
An oldie but goodie…
Knock knock,
who’s there,
orange,
orange who?
Knock knock,
who’s there,
orange,
orange who?
Knock knock,
who’s there,
orange,
orange who?
orange you glad that Twitter will win a Nobel peace prize this year?
D’oh
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Saddam
Saddam Who?
Saddamyass reading this stupid blog!
This was my favorite:
@mikelangford:
Who’s there ?
Michael !
Michael who ?
Michael beat you up if you don’t RT him !
Thanks for putting a smile on my face…i have such low brow humor this was right up my alley!
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