Friday Funnies: Twitter’s Rise Linked to Paranormal
crbrowning | Jun 12, 2009 | Comments 5
Cambridge, MA: Hubspot this week released their state of the Twittersphere report. While the information was eagerly awaited by many, the data analytics team of Constructing Social quickly went to work and overlayed our complex demographic and pyschographic map.
The results are startling: Twitter’s meteoric rise has been caused by ghosts that are trying to communicate with our world. The graph at the left shows some of our key findings. While indeed there are many live humans on Twitter, much of the traffic is made of of ghosts and paranormal activity.
Our intense research was supported by following key data points from Hubspot:
- # 75.86% of users have not entered a bio in their profile
- # 68.68% have not specified a location
- # 55.50% are not following anyone
- # 54.88% have never tweeted
- # 52.71% have no followers
The only logical explanation is that these accounts are run by ghosts.
While conducting research, the Constructing Social team was repeatedly interrupted with messages from @realghost. After some back and forth we were able to have a conversation with @realghost who revealed that Twitter is home to many ghosts because they feel so safe in places that are completely without substance.
Both @god and @satan could not be reached for additional comments to verify these findings.
Happy Friday.
/colin
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